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A cream greeting card with navy glasses standing open beside a plain white envelope, with a heap of tiny paper red flag cutouts spilling out of it.
Preview of the card front, which reads: Hindsight is 20/20. A cream card with navy round glasses and small red flags that come into focus through the lenses.
Preview of the inside of the card, which reads: I missed every one of these back then. I see them all now. Thought you might want them back.
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The Red Flag Card

$12.99

Hindsight is 20/20. The front says so, and inside it reads: I missed every one of these back then. I see them all now. Thought you might want them back. Then 30 mini paper red flags spill out. We mail it to one adult at a US home for $12.99, in a plain white envelope with no shop name on it.

  • A greeting card: Hindsight is 20/20 on the front, Thought you might want them back inside
  • 30 mini paper red flags loose inside the card
  • A plain white envelope with no shop name on it
  • A reveal card that says it was a joke and how to block more mail

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FAQ

Can I send this to my ex?

Yes, if your ex will laugh at it. Send it to an adult, once, and keep it friendly. Do not send it if they have asked you not to contact them, or if any protective order is in place. We limit how often an address gets our mail, and the reveal card tells them how to block more mail.

What does my ex see when it arrives?

A plain white envelope with their address, a stamp and our return address on the outside. No shop name and no other words. Inside is the card, 30 small paper red flags that fall out when it opens, and a reveal card that says it was a joke and how to block more mail.